voidedjuice:

@sleeps-with-scales ’s Tommasa for funsies, love the *SNAKE sowyowy

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marzipanandminutiae:

kineticpenguin:

Y'know, the funny thing about all this “RETVRN TO THE 1950S” shit is that it’s all “THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU” when nothing in the pictures was actually taken away.

You can dress like a ‘50s guy and style your hair with Brylcreem if you really want. There’s no law against that. You can raise a family in suburbia and cook hotdogs in the backyard. In fact, you’ve been able to do that for so long that it’s kinda ruined the country by blighting the land with terrible housing developments and infrastructure. It would be hard to argue that any other lifestyle in the US has been more catered to and facilitated than the suburban nuclear family.

what’s been taken from you is the ability to raise a family on a single middle-class income. also public transit, third spaces, clothing that doesn’t fall apart after six months of wear, a greater amount of glass and paper food packaging, etc.

and uh

I have bad news for trad conservatives about who took that away and who’s trying to get it back

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draconym:

draconym:

Let’s build a horse

head

neck

body

legs

hair

Let us suppose that the “average” horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the “average” size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let’s pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

ALT

Next we will adjust our horse’s components according to the specifications.

ALT

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

ALT

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

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zanmor:

pileofknives:

Yeah, snake out is the first step. Otherwise you’ll just piss your pants.

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The beautiful and endless cycle of making fun of Australians when it gets to be slightly chilly who make fun of me when it gets slightly warm who makes fun of australians when it gets slightly chilly who

tamamita:

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borghest:

Horse aunt

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borghest:

The Nearls go gymming

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wonderland-mp3:

brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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caelestishound:

ladies

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snarthurt:

this image is so raw and real. ive been thinking about it for weeks

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laguzmage:

It’s Templar Tuesday everyone

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pankenlewd:

pankenlewd:

hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

honestly all i can say is you gotta try it for yourself

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dotmander:

i am grabbing you by the shoulders. you must stop thinking of other people as “the cool kids” and “popular bloggers.” you must destroy the divide between You and Them. we are all just idiots playing with dolls.

yes, to Get Interaction in the OC Interaction Fandom you have to interact with other people. you have to send them asks and reblog their posts with commentary and dm people and put yourself out there. if you want more interaction you have GOT to be the one to take the first step; you cannot rely on other people to do it for you.

“but my mental illness makes it hard for me to put myself out there!” me too!!! i get it!!! that’s why i don’t post on this blog and i barely speak in my own server!!! but that’s the social part of social media; there is performance in every interaction. yes, it gets tiring. but it’s always a good idea to take breaks!! you don’t HAVE to post jack shit.

i don’t have a good way to end this post i’m just. yelling into the void, like everybody else. i love you. please don’t feel like you’re lesser because of a note count.

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libraford:

libraford:

I’m just saying, if there’s a curse that runs along your family line and you don’t tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

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toddcoward69:

That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

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